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The Loopy Ewe

Ravelry Pattern Store Visit my Ravelry Pattern store here.

My current work in progress:

1. Chevron Stole, my own design, knit from Madelinetosh ToshSock in the Logwood colorway, on US 5 (3.75mm) needles.
2. Myriad stealth projects.

Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

Rated L for Lacy

Blob073009 240x184 Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

Will the Blob take over Wendy’s life?

Will it engulf Lucy?

Will Wendy finish knitting the body of the Blob this weekend?

Or will the Blob take on . . .  a life of its own??!!

Guzzling Diet Coke . . .

DaitCoke073009 240x180 Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

Devouring defenseless sheep . . .

Sheep073009 240x180 Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

Tune in Sunday for answers to these burning questions . . . and more.

Lucy Sez:

Lucy073009 240x210 Coming Soon To a Theater Near You

“It is official: Momma has lost it.”

58 responses to “Coming Soon To a Theater Near You”

  1. southparknitter (aka Timmie!)

    I think you’re gonna have to rename this shawl and call it The Blob Shawl. Of course, folks might be adverse to buying shawl so named.
    southparknitter (aka Timmie!)´s last blog ..On the go My ComLuv Profile

  2. Karen

    Now I know and understand why I bring coconuts to class. It puts you in a whole new light Wendy :-)
    Karen´s last blog ..Spinning – Intentions – Strength My ComLuv Profile

  3. Frances

    Bwahahahaha!!!

  4. Leslie

    Lucy, I think you may be right. ;)
    Leslie´s last blog ..Tux Redux My ComLuv Profile

  5. Mandy

    I agree – no matter what you name this shawl, it will always be The Blob to me. That’s just too good.

  6. Cathy

    LOL! You are so funny! I love the photos of the blob attacking the items on your desk. Thanks, I needed a laugh this afternoon. :-)
    Cathy´s last blog ..Mystery sock update! My ComLuv Profile

  7. Marion, on Long Island, NY

    “It is official: Momma has lost it.”

    Ah, but you have to say did Momma ever have it. Just joking! My bad boys Billy and Neil send hugs and kisses to Lucy.

  8. linda-kay

    Hum…………. does knitting circular shawls turn your brain to mush or what? It’s not the color is it? Hey Lucy- Gizmo sez, he’ll come save you if you want!

  9. Lorien

    Wow, glad to see I’m not the only one who gets a little slap-happy with my knitting sometimes! LMAO! Noooo! Not the SHEEEEP!

  10. Bethany

    I could never really see the point of knitting circular shawls. I mean, in order to wear them, you have to fold them in half, and that lessens the impact of the lace design. I’d rather knit a semi-circle. Seems to me it’d show off the pattern better, and get done in half the time.

  11. Elly

    Hahaha. That is very funny. Love it! You’re a genius!

  12. Kate

    Gah! You made me LOL at work! :-D
    Kate´s last blog ..Earning his keep My ComLuv Profile

  13. Claire Winlo

    Ahem. Very amusing. Let me call my friend, the psychiatrist! :)

  14. Ariel

    THIS Lucy says, crazy is as crazy does………oh wait, that proves her point doesn’t it?!? LOL! Good Blob blog.
    Ariel´s last blog ..Stone Vessel with ‘Priestly Inscription’ Uncovered In Jerusalem – Jewish World – Israel News – Israel National News My ComLuv Profile

  15. Carol

    I am confident Lucy will triumph over Lacy.

  16. patricia

    Thanks for the late afternoon laugh! quite clever. Can’t wait till Sunday.

  17. Barbara-Kay

    I’m amused, but now you”ve “gone and done it”. You’ve embarrassed the cat! Shameful!
    Barbara-Kay´s last blog ..A Finished Object Returns Home My ComLuv Profile

  18. Susan

    Looooved today’s post! ROFL!

  19. Sandra D

    Lucy’s supervisory duties over the weekend are likely to be VERY taxing! Can’t wait to tune in on Sunday!

  20. Jo-Ann

    Duck and cover Lucy. Duck and cover.

  21. Cindy

    Quick, Wendy, knit a sock to restore your sanity–we all know that lace knitting has this affect on people!
    Cindy ´s last blog ..Stucco Update My ComLuv Profile

  22. Croby

    rofl, Wendy your blog post today made my evening. Thank you, I was in desperate need of a laugh.

  23. pdxknitterati

    Just don’t let the Blob snatch up Lucy!
    pdxknitterati´s last blog ..Tokyo wrap up My ComLuv Profile

  24. Teresa

    Where did you get the sheep figure in socks?!? That’s adorable! Of course, not nearly as adorable as Lucy but cute. :)

  25. Wendy

    I love love love Lucy’s face :)

  26. Teresa

    Found it! Wool Pets at the Loopy Ewe! Gotta get one!!

  27. KarenB

    We all need to keep a sense of humour.
    Gotta love it….

  28. Linda from Kansas

    This is scary … and intriguing. I will stay tuned to….The Blob!

  29. kmkat
  30. Hattie

    Ahahahah that has to be one of the cutest posts ever!

  31. Gail

    Audrey!

  32. Shahar Boyayan

    Your cat is just way too cute! Love it!

  33. Theresa in Italy

    Hahaha, that’s inspired! I needed a good laugh, thank you! Poor Lucy. It’s hard to keep up with a funny momma.

  34. Rina

    You are totally hysterical!!! Love you! Thank you for brightening my mood! :)

  35. Petra

    Marvelously funny!
    Petra´s last blog ..Marvelous Discovery My ComLuv Profile

  36. Elizabeth Bragdon

    I almost fell out of my chair. Especially the Diet Coke shot. Thanks!! XD

  37. Marta

    LOL – you’re so funny :-)

  38. miss sandra

    Lost it you say Lucy? Hmm, that would be quite normal in my house.
    miss sandra´s last blog ..It’s Not Good Cat Weather My ComLuv Profile

  39. Heather M

    thank you for my first laugh of the day :) love the old posters btw.

  40. Andrea H

    Thanks for the laugh, it’s a great way to start the weekend

  41. Amy

    Funny!!! The blog likes diet coke too!

  42. WendyT

    No worries Lucy. Your mama is just very silly is all and gives us a good laugh. Thanks Wendy – - have a good weekend.

  43. Seanna Lea

    It’s OK, Lucy. At least if your momma’s lost it, she has lost it in a fun way that doesn’t stop her from feeding or petting you!
    Seanna Lea´s last blog ..scudding clouds and a wooly knit My ComLuv Profile

  44. Crystal S

    Love it!

    PS Don’t worry Lucy, Momma hasn’t lost it any more than the rest of us….

  45. Jennifer

    ROFL!

  46. Samina

    Oh no, who will save us from the blob? Where is Wondercat? Save us, Wondercat!

  47. CraftyGryphon

    Dear Lucy: Momma may have lost it, but at least she’s sharing the fun with the rest of us. (Beware the Blob, just in case!)

  48. Shelda

    But she’s lost it in a really cute way! Fun post.

  49. Katrina

    Wow…even blobs drink Diet Coke!

  50. Megan S.

    Ataaack of the killer green shawwwls….

  51. anne marie in philly

    you cracked yourself up putting this post together, didn’t you?

    I thought so.

    for the record, I don’t live too far away from where scenes for “the blob” were filmed way back in the 1950s…ooooh!

    have a great weekend! ;-)

  52. Sherry W

    The diet coke consumption may have had something to do with the innocent lace shawl mutating into a man eating blob!
    Sherry W´s last blog ..A review and a post My ComLuv Profile

  53. Katherine

    Hahah! It’s Friday afternoon, and I’m about to have to head in to work … but this brought a smile to my face!
    Katherine´s last blog ..Something small … My ComLuv Profile

  54. mia

    Wendy has gone craaaaa-zyyyyy ::laughing:: Just sayin. *grin*
    mia´s last blog ..Lots of squash. My ComLuv Profile

  55. turtle

    lol, is it the heat? or just work boredom on a slow friday!? smile
    turtle´s last blog ..Just Canning My ComLuv Profile

  56. Karen

    Too funny! Made me laugh out loud! But actually I have to say I just love the color!
    Karen´s last blog ..Michigan Dreamtime My ComLuv Profile

  57. AnnF

    lol
    AnnF´s last blog ..Bean Identity Quandry My ComLuv Profile

  58. itsJUSTme-wendy

    Ha ha ha ha, that is one of the funniest post I have seen!
    itsJUSTme-wendy´s last blog ..Kidless for the rest of the summer My ComLuv Profile

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