Okay, so you’ve heard me talk about the fact that I now practice clean eating, right?
One of the very happy side effects of clean eating is that in the last 5 months or so I’ve lost 41 pounds. So far.
This has lead to another very happy thing — I’ve had to buy all new clothes. (Darn it, I am being forced to shop for cute new clothes in a smaller size. Darn! Darn! Darn!)
And this has lead to me noticing how hard it is to find a dress I like that is not sleeveless. What’s with that, anyway?
Because I feel that middle-aged women should not flash their pits in an office setting (actually, I don’t think that anyone should flash their pits in an office setting, but that is a whole other rant about workplace attire), I clearly need a cute little cardi.
And that has lead to something shocking.
A gauge swatch.
Will you look at that? It turns out that I am trainable after all.
Can you guess which cute little cardi I am swatching for?
“I could have told you she is trainable. I’ve had Momma trained for years.”