Monday

by Wendy on March 14, 2005

That pretty much says it all, I think. So I’ll be brief.

Mel Update

I did achieve sleevage on Sunday: the first sleeve is done, the second one started. Whee.

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Feline Sleeping Olympics

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Lucy is clearly in training.

Phyllis is working on finding out if we can knit twelve hours a day in prison. If so, she, Kristine, and I are all going to commit white collar crimes, get sent to Camp Cupcake, and be each others’ bitches.

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{ 23 comments… read them below or add one }

1 L-B 03.14.05 at 5:48 pm

Yikes! I am soooo glad you didn’t include me in that plan!

2 maeve 03.14.05 at 6:13 pm

in your plea agreement, make sure you specify “snuggling visits” with Lucy! ;)

3 Andrea 03.14.05 at 6:16 pm

Hmmm… you’ll probably have to crochet rather than knit… those needles can be dangerous! ;)

4 froggy 03.14.05 at 6:21 pm

great sleevage and yikes, lol.

5 Helene 03.14.05 at 6:44 pm

Hey, did that “Melody” turn from yellow to gray, or is there something very strange with your light??

6 Jo in Boston 03.14.05 at 6:54 pm

Somehow I think they’re going to make you leave your Addi Turbos at home. Still, the idea has potential.

7 Jessica 03.14.05 at 7:38 pm

ROTFL!! Will you guys wear ponchos when you get out? ;)

8 evelyn 03.14.05 at 7:57 pm

Way to go Wendy…..I’m still laughing. You made my day.

9 Andrea 03.14.05 at 8:04 pm

Are these the feline olympics you’re talking about?
http://www.christymarx.com/moggy/olympics.htm

10 Kristine 03.14.05 at 8:23 pm

Aren’t Phyl & I already your bitches? ;)

11 phyl 03.14.05 at 8:41 pm

I don’t know why “they” aren’t responding to my inquiry regarding crocheting and knitting in jail. Does anyone know why a dark sedan would be following me everywhere. Should I be concerned?

12 Boris Badinov 03.14.05 at 9:21 pm

Nyet, Phyl, no reason to worry. Nobody followink you! Nobody at all…

13 Petra 03.14.05 at 10:04 pm

I wanna be a bitch!!!

14 Susan 03.14.05 at 10:33 pm

Oooh, maybe you and Kristine can design ponchos while you do your time in the Big House. ;-)

15 D 03.14.05 at 11:34 pm

Too funny…Camp Cupcake…lol

16 Tracy 03.15.05 at 5:13 am

These comments are as good as the post, I love Boris Badinov’s “accent”

17 Allison 03.15.05 at 7:41 am

I wonder if Knit Happens will be able to deliver to prison. It may be better to get hooked up with House Arrest.

18 Susan Maurer 03.15.05 at 8:27 am

Now *there’s* an idea! And you can knit yourselves ankle bracelets like Martha has to wear… out of quiviut! Then you can go on her show when you’re out of house arrest. But before then, you’ll be “Wendy InDa House”!

19 Phyllis 03.15.05 at 8:51 am

Sorry but my email is down and I couldn’t email directly to Boris.

Boris, you need to wash your car. Sorry I didn’t bring you a bagel this morning. I thought I’d let you continue to think you’re being sneaky. However, next time you might want to reconsider the paper . . . you had it upside down.

20 Jayme 03.15.05 at 9:31 am

I want to join!!! I vote for embezelment in case we don’t get caught, we’d at least get to keep the money and buy more yarn.

21 Anne 03.15.05 at 10:31 am

I had a similar plan — to rob a bank and enter the Federal Writer’s Colony… until a friend in the FBI mentioned that they catch most bank robbers and and the average haul is only a couple grand.

22 lv2knit 03.15.05 at 11:38 am

I’d rather be someone’s bee-otch.

23 elizabeth 03.16.05 at 3:40 pm

Cats’ work is never done! Your cat seems to be very hard at work.

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Meet Lucy, my sealpoint Ragdoll kitty and knitting supervisor. She was born in February 2001. She was a rescue cat: I adopted her from Capital Animal Care in May 2003.